养狗之后我学会了十八般武艺…
网友回家时在隔壁邻居家门前看到了这样的一幕。https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/1233801f7b7147dc807f87108d899015~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1971224343&x-signature=WZMxfbX7t7qmtU4Oa2BedbSNxgc%3D
虽然没有看到狗狗，但是隔着屏幕都能感受到主人的无奈啊！
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自从养了狗以后，“建国之后不许动物成精”这样的谎话我是再也不信了，为了对付我家那只小机灵鬼儿，我真是上穷孙子兵法，下练十八般武艺啊！
杀鸡儆猴
狗狗挑食怎么办？”杀鸡儆猴“这法子可谓是屡试不爽！
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狗子：别打了！别打了！我的天爷啊！我吃，我吃还不成吗？
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如何教育小狗不要撕纸？只需要现身说法，杀鸡以儆效尤。铲屎的这巴掌拍的也是响亮啊......
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效果也是异常显著的！拒绝抽纸，从狗做起！
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不战而屈人之兵
如何安心吃饭，防止狗狗抢食？首先气势上要压倒对方，要够凶狠才能不战而屈人之兵！
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如果气势跟不上，那么用钱收买也是靠谱的。只不过一定要看好狗子，因为拿了钱的狗子可能瞬间就跑的无影无踪！
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调虎离山之计
想问狗子要一口嘴里的骨头，被狗子凶了。于是主人使了一招“调虎离山计”
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先假意要给二哈拿零食，将二哈引开。再指挥一旁的阿拉斯加抢夺骨头。
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可是没想到，螳螂捕蝉黄雀在后。这厮竟然一直把骨头叼在嘴里！最后那个鄙视的眼神真是绝了......
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咏春拳脚
战术如果不到位，就需要身体素质加以辅助。养了二哈之后，这位女主人每晚都得跟哈士奇过两招！
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这位大哥，为了防止狗子进厨房，一套咏春拳法打的是风生水起！
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有钱能使狗推磨
如果硬件跟不上，那就需要在装备上多下功夫。常言道有钱能使鬼推磨，这话放在狗身上也是适用的。
狗子护食怎么办？拿钱就能买过来。不过，金额太小人家也不会买你的账！
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这不，换上个大点的面额，立马投降！
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所以说就算狗子成精咱也不怕，兵来将挡水来土掩！下面这位铲屎官，为了哄自家狗子起床，真是三十六计都用上了！
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说了这么多，小编也想知道你们平时在家都是如何跟狗子过招的呢？
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